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Riklaunim
06-08-2008, 10:37 PM
Persian: A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!

Stelios: Then we will fight in the shade.

Later-----

[as arrows rain down on the Spartans, Astinos begins laughing hysterically]
Stelios: What the hell are you laughing at?
Astinos: Well, you had to say it!
Stelios: What?
Astinos: "Fight in the shade"!

Yawanna
06-09-2008, 08:15 AM
Persian: A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!

Stelios: Then we will fight in the shade.

Later-----

[as arrows rain down on the Spartans, Astinos begins laughing hysterically]
Stelios: What the hell are you laughing at?
Astinos: Well, you had to say it!
Stelios: What?
Astinos: "Fight in the shade"!


But you forget the Persian empire/army consisted mainly of captured slaves and the Spartan army would be like a mix of present day UFC fighters, Army Ranger, and the big mean ugly dude at the end of the bar in the darkest bar in town.........