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Old 12-24-2014, 03:09 PM   #1
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Just dont get it

Two men are standing at the top of a cliff. One has two budgies, one on each shoulder. The other has a parrot and a shotgun.
The first guy jumps off the cliff and on the way down the birds fly away. He crashes on the rocks below and rolls over on his back. He looks up just in time to see his friend jump off too.
As the second guy falls the & parrot flies off, he pulls up his shot gun and shoots the bird just before he too crashes onto the rocks.
They lie there groaning in agony for a bit before the first guy says, I really dont see what is supposed to be so great about budgie jumping!
The second guy lets out a groan and says, Im really not too impressed with free-fall parrot shooting either
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Old 12-25-2014, 12:06 AM   #2
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Sure, make fun of us half-deaf guys :P
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Old 12-25-2014, 07:22 PM   #3
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I cant, as I cant hear when they cuss me
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